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Viscount Prawn
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Posted - 2006.04.04 08:23:00 -
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And now in Pig Latin, since I don't know any real languages well enough.
PPCay
Easeplay eleaseray overeigntysay. Eway eallyray eednay itay ithway allay esethay embersmay.
Anksthay,
Iscountvay Awnpray
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Viscount Prawn
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Posted - 2006.04.04 19:22:00 -
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Edited by: Viscount Prawn on 04/04/2006 19:22:47
I would like to reitarate the need for Sovereignty by completely butchering American history. Four score and seven months ago, our Goon predecessors set forth with liberty and justice for one corporation under Remedial. The day that the corp split is a day that will live in infamy, for a Goonfleet divided against itself cannot stand. I have a dream that one day there will be a swarm of t1 frigates in every hangar and a Goon in every system.
Mr. CCP, tear down this wall! NEVER FORGET! MANIFEST DESTINY! |
Viscount Prawn
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Posted - 2006.04.05 16:31:00 -
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Alas, alack, the Goons are split in twain,
And this split only CCP can mend.
I hope that shortly we'll be one again,
And this division will soon meet its end.
Though it is fun to have Goonwaffe here,
No one can quite pronounce the damn name right.
Though breakfast treats are tasty, to be sure,
A "waffle" we are not. That's quite a slight!
So once again I beg you, lords of EVE,
Allow our sundered corps to merge to one.
Our gratitude will hardly be believed
When Fleet and Waffe merge. It will be fun!
Our pleadings grow quite loud now, CCP,
Release the needed skill, please: Sovereignty!
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Viscount Prawn
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Posted - 2006.04.10 00:03:00 -
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Man, I don't pay attention to EVE for a few days, and what do I miss? Nothing! No Sovereignty. And Goonfleet hasn't even taken over the galaxy yet. What gives??
Please, CCP, make half my dream come true! Either one would be good.
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Viscount Prawn
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Posted - 2006.04.14 03:25:00 -
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I got Concorded in my Scorpion today because I stupidly forgot to check that the goon I was jokingly firing at was in GoonWaffe instead of GoonFleet.
This is ridiculous. Please, release Sovereignty!
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Viscount Prawn
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Posted - 2006.04.20 16:34:00 -
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Edited by: Viscount Prawn on 20/04/2006 16:34:16
I was going to do this nice creative editing of the lyrics to Respect by Aretha Franklin but I completely hit a wall because I'm so distressed over having our corp split. Please release Sovereignty so I can write better parodies asking you to release... wait. 
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